What did the UNC fan say when
he opened the box of Cheerios?
Oh look, ...Doughnut seeds.
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Why did the UNC student stare
at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
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Why can't UNC students dial 911?
They can't find the 11 on the phone!
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Why shouldn't UNC profs have coffee
breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
Why does it take longer to build
a UNC snowman as opposed to
a regular one? You have to hollow
out the head.
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How do you get a twinkle in a UNC
student's eye? Shine a flashlight in
her ear.
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Hear about the UNC prof that got an
AM radio? It took him a month to
realize he could play it at night.
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What did the UNC student say when
she saw the sign in front of the
YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY'S
wrong!"
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