Showing posts with label Political Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Political Humor. Show all posts
Thursday
TDS - A Terrible Disease!
An epidemic of biblical proportion is spreading across the fruited plain at this very hour.
The Centers for Disease Control has yet to identify the malady -- but it seems to be an isolated outbreak impacting liberals, millennials, fashion designers, Hollywood celebrities and the entire primetime lineup at CNN.
The affliction is called Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). Symptoms include delusional ranting and a feverish flop sweat.
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Tuesday
Funny Political Cartoons!
The god of this age has blinded the minds of unbelievers, so that they cannot see the light of the gospel of the glory of Christ, who is the image of God. - 2 Corinthians 4:4
Sunday
Funny Political Cartoons!
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Thursday
New Politically Correct Terms!
Airhead = Reality Impaired
Bald = Comb-Free
Blind = Photonically Non-receptive
Dead = Metabolically Challenged
Deaf = Visually Oriented
Drug Addict = Chemically Challenged
Fat = Calorifically Enhanced
Girl = Pre-Woman
Handicapped = Differently Abled
Homeless = Optionally Residential
Housewife = Domestic Technician
Hunter = Animal Assassin
Insane People = Selectively Perceptive
Old People = Gerentologically Advanced
Poor = Economically Unprepared
Short = Vertically Challenged
Slum = Economic Oppression Zone
Ugly = Attractively Impaired
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Monday
Democrat Cell Phone!
When a Democrat customer
left his cell phone in my store,
I scrolled through his saved
numbers, stopped at "Mom"
and pushed send. His mother
answered, and I told her
what happened.
"Don't worry," she said,
"I'll take care of it."
A few minutes later, the cell
phone rang. It was "Mom."
"Berry," she said, "you left
your cell phone at the con-
venience store."
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Sunday
The Democrat Man!
A man who always votes Democrat goes to the doctor with a swollen foot. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse.
"I'll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him.
The doctor has been gone a while and the Democrat loses patience. He hobbles up to the drinking fountain, forces the pill down his throat and gobbles down water until the pill clears his throat. He hobbles back into the examining room.
Just then the doctor comes back with a bucket of warm water. "Ok, after the tablet dissolves, soak that foot for about 20 minutes."
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A Democrat Goes Job Hunting!
A Democrat, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits. The Personnel Manager informed him they had group health and life insurance, but the costs were deducted from the employee's pay.
The Democrat said, "My last employer had full health coverage, as well as five years salary for life insurance and a month's sick leave AND they paid the full premiums."
"I can't help but asking sir why you would leave a job with such benefits," the interviewer replied.
The Democrat shrugged his shoulders and said, "The company went bankrupt."
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