Showing posts with label Relationships. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Relationships. Show all posts
Tuesday
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Sunday
The Last Will!
A UNC Grad from the class of 1966
is on his deathbed and knows the end
is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter,
and two sons are with him. He asks for
two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes,
and when all is ready he begins to speak:
My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.
My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end.
My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre.
Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river.
The nurse and witnesses are blown away, as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as the man slips away, the nurse says, "Your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property ? .... all he had was a paper route!"
My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.
My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end.
My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre.
Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river.
The nurse and witnesses are blown away, as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as the man slips away, the nurse says, "Your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property ? .... all he had was a paper route!"
Thursday
UNC Deer Hunting!
Two UNC grads went hunting
& were dragging their dead
deer back to their car. Another
hunter approached pulling his
along too.
"Hey, I don't want to tell you
how to do something... but
I can tell you that it's much
easier if you drag the deer
in the other direction. Then
the antlers won't dig into
the ground."
After the third hunter left,
the two decided to try it.
A little while later one hunter
said to the other, "You know,
that guy was right. This is
a lot easier!"
"Yeah," the other added,
"but we're getting farther
away from the truck...."
Monday
Democrat Girl!
The first day at my new health
club I asked the girl* at the
front desk, "I like to exercise
after work. What are your
hours?"
"Our club is open 24/7," she
told me excitedly, "Monday
through Saturday."
*She was wearing a "I'm
With Her" Pin.
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Sunday
Top 10 Things Men Know About Women!
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A Democrat Goes Job Hunting!
A Democrat, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits. The Personnel Manager informed him they had group health and life insurance, but the costs were deducted from the employee's pay.
The Democrat said, "My last employer had full health coverage, as well as five years salary for life insurance and a month's sick leave AND they paid the full premiums."
"I can't help but asking sir why you would leave a job with such benefits," the interviewer replied.
The Democrat shrugged his shoulders and said, "The company went bankrupt."
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Monday
Garage Sale?
I took four tires to a friend’s
garage sale and was asking
$30 apiece. I needed to leave
for a few minutes, so I asked
him to watch them for me.
"Sure," he said, "but if
someone offers less, how
low are you willing to go?"
"Try for more, but I will
accept $15," I said, and left.
When I returned, my tires
were gone. "How much did
you get for them?" I asked
excitedly.
"Fifteen dollars each."
"Who bought them?"
"I did!"
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Tuesday
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