A UNC Grad from the class of 1966
is on his deathbed and knows the end
is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter,
and two sons are with him. He asks for
two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes,
and when all is ready he begins to speak:
My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.
My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end.
My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre.
Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river.
The nurse and witnesses are blown away, as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as the man slips away, the nurse says, "Your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property ? .... all he had was a paper route!"
My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.
My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end.
My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre.
Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river.
The nurse and witnesses are blown away, as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as the man slips away, the nurse says, "Your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property ? .... all he had was a paper route!"
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