Thursday

New Politically Correct Terms!



Airhead = Reality Impaired
Bald = Comb-Free
Blind = Photonically Non-receptive
Dead = Metabolically Challenged
Deaf = Visually Oriented
Drug Addict = Chemically Challenged
Fat = Calorifically Enhanced
Girl = Pre-Woman
Handicapped = Differently Abled



Homeless = Optionally Residential
Housewife = Domestic Technician
Hunter = Animal Assassin
Insane People = Selectively Perceptive
Old People = Gerentologically Advanced
Poor = Economically Unprepared
Short = Vertically Challenged
Slum = Economic Oppression Zone
Ugly = Attractively Impaired



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