
An out-of-towner entered
the Ice Cream Palace in
Chapel Hill and asked,
"What kinds of ice cream
do you have?"
"Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry,"
the UNC grad wheezed as she
spoke, patted her chest and
seemed unable to continue.
"Do you have laryngitis?"
the out-of-towner asked
sympathetically.
"Nope," she whispered,
"just vanilla, chocolate
and strawberry."
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