A man came across a striking
brass rat in an antique store
and decided it would look great
on his desk. He paid $100
for it but was surprised when
the proprietor insisted it was
non-returnable.
He said, "It's been returned
twice already, and I don't want
to see it again."
Leaving the store, the man saw
a couple of rats scurrying around
the corner; several more were near
his car. As he drove, rats appeared
from the gutters and side streets until
he was nearly overwhelmed.
In panic, he threw the brass rat over
a bridge railing into a river, and
witnessed the army of live rats
follow into the depths.
The man hurried back to the store,
but the owner cut him short, saying,
"Look, I told you there would be no
returns."
The man quickly replied, " Oh no,
that's fine. I was just wondering
if you had a brass lawyer."
*Above demonstrates what intelligent
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'T & H' jokes if they esteem you!!! 100%
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Scientifically Proven - Results Plighted!!!
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