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Sunday
The Last Will!
A UNC Grad from the class of 1966
is on his deathbed and knows the end
is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter,
and two sons are with him. He asks for
two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes,
and when all is ready he begins to speak:
My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.
My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end.
My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre.
Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river.
The nurse and witnesses are blown away, as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as the man slips away, the nurse says, "Your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property ? .... all he had was a paper route!"
My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.
My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end.
My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre.
Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river.
The nurse and witnesses are blown away, as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as the man slips away, the nurse says, "Your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property ? .... all he had was a paper route!"
The 12 Days Of Christmas!
December 14, 2016
My dearest darling John:
Who ever in the whole world would dream
Who ever in the whole world would dream
of getting a real Partridge in a Pear Tree?
How can I ever express my pleasure.
Thank you a hundred times for thinking
Thank you a hundred times for thinking
CHRISTMAS MUSIC!!!
Eight Facts About UNC Folks!
What did the UNC fan say when
he opened the box of Cheerios?
Oh look, ...Doughnut seeds.
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Why did the UNC student stare
at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
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Why can't UNC students dial 911?
They can't find the 11 on the phone!
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Why shouldn't UNC profs have coffee
breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
Why does it take longer to build
a UNC snowman as opposed to
a regular one? You have to hollow
out the head.
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How do you get a twinkle in a UNC
student's eye? Shine a flashlight in
her ear.
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Hear about the UNC prof that got an
AM radio? It took him a month to
realize he could play it at night.
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What did the UNC student say when
she saw the sign in front of the
YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY'S
wrong!"
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Merry Christmas Party Quiz (100 Questions & Answers)!
Want to test your Christmas knowledge? Here is a quiz to test your knowledge of Christmas traditions, popular culture, the Bible, and other aspects of the holiday with these simple questions. So put on your thinking cap and take a tour. Enjoy yourself! Quiz your friends! Print out if you like. Use at your Christmas Parties!
1. Which book of the Bible has the most to say about Christ's advent?
2. What is traditionally found in a Christmas Pudding?
3. What is the name of the red flower associated with Christmas?
4. How many "Lords a Leaping" were there?
5. In which language is Christmas known as Nadolig?
6. Which German Christmas season figure punishes children
who are naughty, not prayerful and don't know the catechism?
7. Who tried to have Christmas abolished?
8. Which church does not acknowledge Christmas?
9. From a religious viewpoint, what is the only holiday considered
bigger than Christmas?
10. What is the name of the most famous Christmas ballet?
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Friday
Views From Prof Howdy's House!
Entrance Drive!
View From Kitchen!
Hiking Trail On North Terrace!
Outside of Kitchen!
Bathroom #7 Window!
View From Master Bedroom Balcony!
Bathroom Window!
View From Living Room Window!
Terrace Area!
Backyard!
Thursday
Mom Help!
A UNC Freshman came home with five job applications for a summer job. She carefully filled them out, and later asked her mother to look them over.
All the answers were clear and concise and she noticed that on all five applications, under "Previous Employment", she had listed "Baby-sitting".
But then she read, under "Reason for Leaving" her daughter had answered, "Parents came home."
Low Information Voter On My Elevator!
A woman walked into the
elevator tossing her keys
up in the air and catching
them. After one too many
tosses, she dropped the keys,
and we watched as they
disappeared into the crack
between the open doors and
the floor.
I felt terrible for her.
Or I did until she cried,
"Oh no! Not again!"
UNC Deer Hunting!
Two UNC grads went hunting
& were dragging their dead
deer back to their car. Another
hunter approached pulling his
along too.
"Hey, I don't want to tell you
how to do something... but
I can tell you that it's much
easier if you drag the deer
in the other direction. Then
the antlers won't dig into
the ground."
After the third hunter left,
the two decided to try it.
A little while later one hunter
said to the other, "You know,
that guy was right. This is
a lot easier!"
"Yeah," the other added,
"but we're getting farther
away from the truck...."
New Politically Correct Terms!
Airhead = Reality Impaired
Bald = Comb-Free
Blind = Photonically Non-receptive
Dead = Metabolically Challenged
Deaf = Visually Oriented
Drug Addict = Chemically Challenged
Fat = Calorifically Enhanced
Girl = Pre-Woman
Handicapped = Differently Abled
Homeless = Optionally Residential
Housewife = Domestic Technician
Hunter = Animal Assassin
Insane People = Selectively Perceptive
Old People = Gerentologically Advanced
Poor = Economically Unprepared
Short = Vertically Challenged
Slum = Economic Oppression Zone
Ugly = Attractively Impaired
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