Monday

Emergency Flight!



A UNC grad is on board a small 
two-seater plane when suddenly 
the pilot dies.

Not knowing how to fly a plane 

she grabs the radio. "Mayday, 
Mayday! My pilot just died!"
she screams.

Ground control receives her 

call for help and answers back: 
"Don't worry, madam. I'll talk
you down, just do as I say. First, 

I need you to give me your 
height and position."

"I'm 5 foot 2 and sitting in the 

front seat!"



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