Chapel Hill Policeman!

A Chapel Hill motorcycle cop 
was on patrol one bright sunny
April afternoon when he came 
upon a line of cars stopped at 
a light with horns blasting. He 
stopped behind the last car in 
line...

Then he noticed the reason for 
the noise. The light directing
that lane of traffic was green. 
He pulled out of line and stopped
alongside of the first car in line 
to see what the problem was...

The officer motioned for the 
UNC student (he could tell by 
the bumper sticker) to roll 
down her window, which 
she promptly did.

He then asked her why she 
was stopped when the light 
was green.

She answered, "Oh, because 
I'm on my way to my sister's 
house which is that way," and 
she pointed to the right.

The motorcycle officer said, 
"Well, go ahead! The light is 
green."

The UNC student responded, 
"Yes, I know, but the sign under
the light says: 'RIGHT TURN ON RED.'"

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I am trying here to prevent anyone from saying
the really foolish thing that people often say
about Him [Jesus Christ]: "I'm ready to accept
Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don't
accept His claim to be God."

That is the one thing we must not say. A man
who was merely a man and said the sort of
things Jesus said would not be a great moral
teacher. He would either be a lunatic -- on a
level with a man who says he is a poached
egg -- or else he would be the Devil of Hell.

You must make your choice. Either this Man
was, and is, the Son of God, or else a madman
or something worse ....

You can shut Him up for fool, you can spit
at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can
fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God.
But let us not come up with any patronizing
nonsense about His being a great human
teacher. He has not left that option open
to us. He did not intend to.

-- From C.S. Lewis
(Author of The Chronicles of Narnia)

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"Let every student be plainly instructed
and earnestly pressed to consider well
the main end of his life and studies is
to know God and Jesus Christ which is
eternal life (John 17:3)."

The Laws and Statutes of Harvard College in 1643

"All scholars shall live religious, godly,
and blameless lives according to the rules
of God's Word, diligently reading the Holy
Scriptures, the fountain of light and truth;
and constantly attend upon all the duties
of religion, both in public and secret."

Two central requirements in Yale College 1745 charter

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