Eschew obfuscation.
Monday
Husband In A Hurry!
A man pacing back and forth
glanced at his watch and yelled
upstairs to his wife, "Honey,
are you ready yet?"
Shouting back, the woman replies,
"For crying out loud, Ed, I've been
telling you for the last half hour...
I'll be ready in a minute!"
From Dog Dictionary!
BICYCLES:
Two-wheeled exercise machines,
invented for dogs to control body
fat. To get maximum aerobic
benefit, you must hide behind a
bush and dash out, bark loudly
and run alongside for a few yards;
the person then swerves and falls
into the bushes, and you then prance
away.
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Mi Parte Posteriora Del Dinero!
UNC
A UNC student buys a ticket
and wins the lottery. He goes
to Raleigh to claim it and the
man verifies his ticket number.
The UNC student says, "I want
my $20 million."
The man replied, "No, sir. It
doesn't work that way. We
give you a million today and
then you'll get the rest spread
out for the next 19 years."
The UNC student said, "Oh,
no. I want all my money right
now! I won it and I want it."
Again, the man explain that
he would only get a million
that day and the rest during
the next 19 years.
The UNC student, furious
with the man, screams out,
"Look, I want my money! If
you're not going to give me
my $20 million right now,
then I want my dollar back!"
A UNC student buys a ticket
and wins the lottery. He goes
to Raleigh to claim it and the
man verifies his ticket number.
The UNC student says, "I want
my $20 million."
The man replied, "No, sir. It
doesn't work that way. We
give you a million today and
then you'll get the rest spread
out for the next 19 years."
The UNC student said, "Oh,
no. I want all my money right
now! I won it and I want it."
Again, the man explain that
he would only get a million
that day and the rest during
the next 19 years.
The UNC student, furious
with the man, screams out,
"Look, I want my money! If
you're not going to give me
my $20 million right now,
then I want my dollar back!"
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Democrat Girl!
The first day at my new health
club I asked the girl* at the
front desk, "I like to exercise
after work. What are your
hours?"
"Our club is open 24/7," she
told me excitedly, "Monday
through Saturday."
*She was wearing a "I'm
With Her" Pin.
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Democrat Cell Phone!
When a Democrat customer
left his cell phone in my store,
I scrolled through his saved
numbers, stopped at "Mom"
and pushed send. His mother
answered, and I told her
what happened.
"Don't worry," she said,
"I'll take care of it."
A few minutes later, the cell
phone rang. It was "Mom."
"Berry," she said, "you left
your cell phone at the con-
venience store."
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Sunday
Top 10 Things Men Know About Women!
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UNC Explorer!
Folks enjoying 'Thought & Humor' by Professor Dr. Howdy - UNC
Did you hear about the UNC
explorer who bought a piece
of sandpaper thinking it was
a map of the Sahara Desert???
Did you hear about the UNC
explorer who bought a piece
of sandpaper thinking it was
a map of the Sahara Desert???
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The Democrat Man!
A man who always votes Democrat goes to the doctor with a swollen foot. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse.
"I'll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him.
The doctor has been gone a while and the Democrat loses patience. He hobbles up to the drinking fountain, forces the pill down his throat and gobbles down water until the pill clears his throat. He hobbles back into the examining room.
Just then the doctor comes back with a bucket of warm water. "Ok, after the tablet dissolves, soak that foot for about 20 minutes."
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A Democrat Goes Job Hunting!
A Democrat, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits. The Personnel Manager informed him they had group health and life insurance, but the costs were deducted from the employee's pay.
The Democrat said, "My last employer had full health coverage, as well as five years salary for life insurance and a month's sick leave AND they paid the full premiums."
"I can't help but asking sir why you would leave a job with such benefits," the interviewer replied.
The Democrat shrugged his shoulders and said, "The company went bankrupt."
New Maid!
As the woman was instructing
the new maid - who was a recent
UNC grad - on the great care
required in handling certain
valuable household objects.
She pointed to the dining
room and said with great
satisfaction, "That table
goes back to Louis the
Fourteenth."
"Oh, that's nothing,"
the maid interjected.
"My whole living-
room set goes back
to Sears the fifteenth."
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Classical Music (While You Read):
Yours To Enjoy!!!
FACEBOOK!!!
TUMBLR!!!
TWITTER!!!
A CHRISTIAN LOOK AT AMERICAN POLITICS!
(Why Not Join Us!)
Great Politically Conservative Commentaries:
TOWNHALL!!!
HERITAGE FOUNDATION!!!
RUSH!!!
Charles Hurt!!!
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Jesus Movie (1100 Languages):
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Monday
**Recent UNC Inventions**
Black Highlighter
Braille Driver's Manual
Clear Correction Fluid
Fake Rhinestones
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UNC Dentist Visit!
A UNC student walks into
a dentist's surgery and says,
"Excuse me, can you help me.
I think I'm a moth."
"You don't need a dentist.
You need a psychiatrist."
"Yes, I know."
"So, why did you come in here?"
"The light was on."
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