A UNC student buys a ticket
and wins the lottery. He goes
to Raleigh to claim it and the
man verifies his ticket number.
The UNC student says, "I want
my $20 million."
The man replied, "No, sir. It
doesn't work that way. We
give you a million today and
then you'll get the rest spread
out for the next 19 years."
The UNC student said, "Oh,
no. I want all my money right
now! I won it and I want it."
Again, the man explain that
he would only get a million
that day and the rest during
the next 19 years.
The UNC student, furious
with the man, screams out,
"Look, I want my money! If
you're not going to give me
my $20 million right now,
then I want my dollar back!"
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