UNC Band!

A drummer in the UNC marching 
band, tired from being ridiculed 
by his peers, decides to learn 
how to play some "real" musical 
instruments. He goes to a music
store, walks in, approaches the 
store clerk, and says "I'll take 
that red trumpet over there 
and that accordion." 

The store clerk looks at him 
a bit funny, and replies "OK,
you can have the fire 
extinguisher but the
radiator's got to stay".

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*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel 
Hill. Specializing in a wide range of degree programs 
including: B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), 
A.P.E., N.U.T., B.R.C. (Bar Room Conversations), etc. 
Institution was founded in 1898 for sons/daughters of 
local Chapel Still politicians that were unable to qualify 
for the more prestigious institutions of higher learning 
such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.

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