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A Mighty Fortress Is Our God- Martin Luther - October 31
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Changing Nationality?
When does an Irish potato
change its nationality?
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Two UNC Students!
Two UNC students are walking
down different ends of a street
toward each other, and one is
carrying a sack. When they meet,
one says,"Hey Tommy Ray,
what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they
are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and
I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"
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UNC Wedding!
A UNC* student was attending
his first wedding. After the service,
his cousin asks him: "How many
women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen!" replies the UNC student.
His cousin laughed and asked how
he knew this.
"Easy," the student said. "All you
have to do is add it up! 4 better,
4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer!"
his first wedding. After the service,
his cousin asks him: "How many
women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen!" replies the UNC student.
His cousin laughed and asked how
he knew this.
"Easy," the student said. "All you
have to do is add it up! 4 better,
4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer!"
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The Brass Rat! (Une Plaisanterie D'Avocat!)
A man came across a striking
brass rat in an antique store
and decided it would look great
on his desk. He paid $100
for it but was surprised when
the proprietor insisted it was
non-returnable.
He said, "It's been returned
twice already, and I don't want
to see it again."
Leaving the store, the man saw
a couple of rats scurrying around
the corner; several more were near
his car. As he drove, rats appeared
from the gutters and side streets until
he was nearly overwhelmed.
In panic, he threw the brass rat over
a bridge railing into a river, and
witnessed the army of live rats
follow into the depths.
The man hurried back to the store,
but the owner cut him short, saying,
"Look, I told you there would be no
returns."
The man quickly replied, " Oh no,
that's fine. I was just wondering
if you had a brass lawyer."
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UNC* virus. As the school
don't have any technology
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this virus works on the honor
system.
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your hard drive and manually
forward this virus to everyone
on your mailing list.
Thank you for your cooperation.
UNC Computer Department
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Forgiving Families!
Bear with each other and forgive one another if any of you has a grievance against someone. Forgive as the Lord forgave you. - Colossians 3:13
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Friday
UNC Plans!
At the beginning of my junior year at UNC,
our professor had us fill out a form stating
our future goals. Out of curiosity, I leaned
over to see what my friend put down for
her aspirations. Where it read "Vocational
Plans" she had written, "Florida."
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Those Little ATM Machines!
UNC* student to friend: "I got some
bad news today: You know the money
I get from those little ATM machines?
It comes from MY account!"
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Bartenders See Some Really Odd Things...
1. Two hydrogen atoms walk
into a bar. One says, "I've lost
my electron." The other says,
"Are you sure?" The first replies,
"Yes, I'm positive."
2. A jumper cable walks into
a bar. The bartender says,
"I'll serve you, but don't
start anything."
3. A sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we
don't serve food here."
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If you stop believing what your professor told you had to be true and if you start thinking for yourself you may come to some conclusions you hadn't expected. You may find the Bible makes more sense than you thought or were told to think. Allow yourself to be ruined, ruined with regard to what you always thought could be true. Can you believe what you don't understand? You and I believe everyday what we don't understand unless it comes to the issue of salvation.
- - Dr. Woodrow Kroll
UNC Vocabulary Test Question!
When you go into a hotel
you always see "Reception".
Why do you never just see
"ception"?
Read what you have time for below
& save the residuum for a stormy/
blustery/dilatory interval while
the charming/exquisite/vernal/
aestival season is bursting out all
over. Our goal is to promote a non-
threatening and productive office
& university environment and to
establish language that is gender-
neutral, ethnic-neutral, and age-
neutral while celebrating our spirit
of diversity. Unlimited Scrolling!!!
A Bit Of Termite Humor!
A termite walks into
the bar and says,
"Excuse me, is the
bar tender here?"
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Permission is hereby granted for you to change all
humor used in The"E-Mail Newspaper", 'Thought
& Humor' and its subsidiaries related to the institution
of lower learning hereby known as UNC to another
of your choice from the list below:
1) Senate Dinosaurs
2) Harvard or U.C.-Berkeley
3) Any accredited high school or middle school
4) Any Loggerheads & Pundits
5) Any and all persnickety individuals or nincompoops
6) Any Chapel Hill, NC Citizen unless same sends an offspring
to NCSU, JSU, MSU, USC, UGA, or FSU.
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A Letter To Friends!
Dearest Friends,
Here's how it will end (perhaps very soon):
I saw the Holy City, the new Jerusalem,
coming down out of heaven from God,
prepared as a bride, beautifully dressed
for her husband. And I heard a loud voice
from the throne saying, "Now the dwelling
of God is with men, and He will live with
them. They will be His people, and God
Himself will be with them and be their
God. He will wipe every tear from their
eyes. There will be no more death or
mourning or crying or pain, for the old
order of thing has passed away.
Sincerely Yours,
John
Thursday
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TUMBLR!!!
TWITTER!!!
A CHRISTIAN LOOK AT AMERICAN POLITICS!
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TOWNHALL!!!
HERITAGE FOUNDATION!!!
RUSH!!!
Charles Hurt!!!
+++
Sad? Lonely? Worried?
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More Help:
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YoursForLife.net
LookingForGod.com
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EveryStudent.com/videoroom.php
EveryStudent.com/menus/intl.html
Jesus Movie (1100 Languages):
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